furzen — German conjugation
to fart (vulgar)
Indicative
Present (Präsens) Regular
Präsens is the default present for facts, habits, and near-future plans. German has no continuous aspect in the same way as English, so a single form often covers both “I work” and “I am working” when you add a time adverb or context.
Ich arbeite heute im Homeoffice.
| Pronoun | German | English |
|---|---|---|
| ich | furze | I fart |
| du | furzt | you fart |
| er/sie/es | furzt | he/she/it farts |
| wir | furzen | we fart |
| ihr | furzt | you (pl.) fart |
| sie/Sie | furzen | they fart |
Simple past (Präteritum) Regular
Präteritum is a narrative past, common in print and in northern speech, while southern speakers lean on the perfect in conversation. sein and haben keep their Präteritum even when you otherwise avoid the preterite.
Er war müde, aber er hatte keinen Kaffee mehr.
| Pronoun | German | English |
|---|---|---|
| ich | furzte | I farted |
| du | furztest | you farted |
| er/sie/es | furzte | he/she/it farted |
| wir | furzten | we farted |
| ihr | furztet | you (pl.) farted |
| sie/Sie | furzten | they farted |
Present perfect (Perfekt) Regular
The Perfekt is the everyday past for finished events: auxiliary haben or sein plus participle, with sein for most motion, coming/going, and some change-of-state verbs.
Wir sind rechtzeitig angekommen und haben gefeiert.
| Pronoun | German | English |
|---|---|---|
| ich | habe gefurzt | I have farted |
| du | hast gefurzt | you have farted |
| er/sie/es | hat gefurzt | he/she/it has farted |
| wir | haben gefurzt | we have farted |
| ihr | habt gefurzt | you (pl.) have farted |
| sie/Sie | haben gefurzt | they have farted |
Pluperfect (Plusquamperfekt) Regular
The Plusquamperfekt is the pluperfect: it marks what had already completed before a later past episode in the same narrative.
Sie war schon gegangen, bevor er ankam.
| Pronoun | German | English |
|---|---|---|
| ich | hatte gefurzt | I had farted |
| du | hattest gefurzt | you had farted |
| er/sie/es | hatte gefurzt | he/she/it had farted |
| wir | hatten gefurzt | we had farted |
| ihr | hattet gefurzt | you (pl.) had farted |
| sie/Sie | hatten gefurzt | they had farted |
Future I (Futur I) Regular
Futur I is for predictions, firm promises, and also probability about the present in colloquial German. Everyday speech very often uses Präsens plus a time expression instead.
Morgen schneit es, sagt der Wetterbericht.
| Pronoun | German | English |
|---|---|---|
| ich | werde furzen | I will fart |
| du | wirst furzen | you will fart |
| er/sie/es | wird furzen | he/she/it will fart |
| wir | werden furzen | we will fart |
| ihr | werdet furzen | you (pl.) will fart |
| sie/Sie | werden furzen | they will fart |
Future II (Futur II) Regular
Futur II (werden + participle + haben/sein) names an action that will be completed before a later time, and can also express a guess that something must already have happened.
Bis Freitag werde ich alles gepackt haben.
| Pronoun | German | English |
|---|---|---|
| ich | werde gefurzt haben | I will have farted |
| du | wirst gefurzt haben | you will have farted |
| er/sie/es | wird gefurzt haben | he/she/it will have farted |
| wir | werden gefurzt haben | we will have farted |
| ihr | werdet gefurzt haben | you (pl.) will have farted |
| sie/Sie | werden gefurzt haben | they will have farted |
Subjunctive
Subjunctive II (Konjunktiv II) Regular
Konjunktiv II is the mood for politeness, contrary-to-fact if-clauses, and reported views. In speech, würde + infinitive often stands in for rarer preterit-based forms.
Könnten Sie mir bitte helfen?
| Pronoun | German |
|---|---|
| ich | furzte |
| du | furztest |
| er/sie/es | furzte |
| wir | furzten |
| ihr | furztet |
| sie/Sie | furzten |
Other forms
Imperative (Imperativ) Regular
The imperative uses the du, ihr, and Sie forms of command; the informal du form drops the -st of the present for many strong verbs, and separable-prefix verbs place the prefix at the end.
Mach bitte schnell, der Zug fährt gleich ab.
| Pronoun | German |
|---|---|
| du | furze |
| ihr | furzt |