pissen — German conjugation
to piss
Indicative
Present (Präsens) Regular
Präsens is the default present for facts, habits, and near-future plans. German has no continuous aspect in the same way as English, so a single form often covers both “I work” and “I am working” when you add a time adverb or context.
Ich arbeite heute im Homeoffice.
| Pronoun | German | English |
|---|---|---|
| ich | pisse | I piss |
| du | pisst | you piss |
| er/sie/es | pisst | he/she/it pisses |
| wir | pissen | we piss |
| ihr | pisst | you (pl.) piss |
| sie/Sie | pissen | they piss |
Simple past (Präteritum) Regular
Präteritum is a narrative past, common in print and in northern speech, while southern speakers lean on the perfect in conversation. sein and haben keep their Präteritum even when you otherwise avoid the preterite.
Er war müde, aber er hatte keinen Kaffee mehr.
| Pronoun | German | English |
|---|---|---|
| ich | pisste | I pissed |
| du | pisstest | you pissed |
| er/sie/es | pisste | he/she/it pissed |
| wir | pissten | we pissed |
| ihr | pisstet | you (pl.) pissed |
| sie/Sie | pissten | they pissed |
Present perfect (Perfekt) Regular
The Perfekt is the everyday past for finished events: auxiliary haben or sein plus participle, with sein for most motion, coming/going, and some change-of-state verbs.
Wir sind rechtzeitig angekommen und haben gefeiert.
| Pronoun | German | English |
|---|---|---|
| ich | habe gepisst | I have pissed |
| du | hast gepisst | you have pissed |
| er/sie/es | hat gepisst | he/she/it has pissed |
| wir | haben gepisst | we have pissed |
| ihr | habt gepisst | you (pl.) have pissed |
| sie/Sie | haben gepisst | they have pissed |
Pluperfect (Plusquamperfekt) Regular
The Plusquamperfekt is the pluperfect: it marks what had already completed before a later past episode in the same narrative.
Sie war schon gegangen, bevor er ankam.
| Pronoun | German | English |
|---|---|---|
| ich | hatte gepisst | I had pissed |
| du | hattest gepisst | you had pissed |
| er/sie/es | hatte gepisst | he/she/it had pissed |
| wir | hatten gepisst | we had pissed |
| ihr | hattet gepisst | you (pl.) had pissed |
| sie/Sie | hatten gepisst | they had pissed |
Future I (Futur I) Regular
Futur I is for predictions, firm promises, and also probability about the present in colloquial German. Everyday speech very often uses Präsens plus a time expression instead.
Morgen schneit es, sagt der Wetterbericht.
| Pronoun | German | English |
|---|---|---|
| ich | werde pissen | I will piss |
| du | wirst pissen | you will piss |
| er/sie/es | wird pissen | he/she/it will piss |
| wir | werden pissen | we will piss |
| ihr | werdet pissen | you (pl.) will piss |
| sie/Sie | werden pissen | they will piss |
Future II (Futur II) Regular
Futur II (werden + participle + haben/sein) names an action that will be completed before a later time, and can also express a guess that something must already have happened.
Bis Freitag werde ich alles gepackt haben.
| Pronoun | German | English |
|---|---|---|
| ich | werde gepisst haben | I will have pissed |
| du | wirst gepisst haben | you will have pissed |
| er/sie/es | wird gepisst haben | he/she/it will have pissed |
| wir | werden gepisst haben | we will have pissed |
| ihr | werdet gepisst haben | you (pl.) will have pissed |
| sie/Sie | werden gepisst haben | they will have pissed |
Subjunctive
Subjunctive II (Konjunktiv II) Regular
Konjunktiv II is the mood for politeness, contrary-to-fact if-clauses, and reported views. In speech, würde + infinitive often stands in for rarer preterit-based forms.
Könnten Sie mir bitte helfen?
| Pronoun | German |
|---|---|
| ich | pisste |
| du | pisstest |
| er/sie/es | pisste |
| wir | pissten |
| ihr | pisstet |
| sie/Sie | pissten |
Other forms
Imperative (Imperativ) Regular
The imperative uses the du, ihr, and Sie forms of command; the informal du form drops the -st of the present for many strong verbs, and separable-prefix verbs place the prefix at the end.
Mach bitte schnell, der Zug fährt gleich ab.
| Pronoun | German |
|---|---|
| du | pisse |
| ihr | pisst |